The Big Shots of Big Hollywood

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Blogger

Someone described me as a "blogger" yesterday. Actually, as someone with "a lot of blogs," and proceeded to do the math as proof that I am, shall we say, someone with a lot of blogs. That if the average American had .5 blogs - a number that's likely very inflated - and I contribute to, say, three. Then yes, I have a lot of blogs. If that's the math you want to do, that's fine.

I do a different sort of math. The kind that counts actual readers. And, Reader, (and I use that term facetiously,) let's face facts.

Where there are three blogs in total, and "blog" equals "cry for attention" and "three" is the "number of total readers," how pathetic is said blogger?

I should blog about that.

Jenny

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

... you should study your stats even more closely for more pain. I've discovered that I don't have any readers in the towns my family lives in... now THAT stings.

Anonymous said...

I'm assured that I can't study my stats, or I'm sure it would sting aplenty. I've recently switched over. I don't care if my friends read/tune in. It's all about the strangers. That's the real triumph.