No Shirt, No Service

I saw a photo on the internet of Matthew McConaughey running in Malibu with his shirt off.

I showed my friend and she said, "You run with your shirt off don't you?"

"NO! Never in a million years." I replied. As they say, that is a privilege, not a right.

Just so you know, you will see my running, but not shirtless.

Kind of like Katherine Heigl doing a sex scene wearing a bra.

Kurt