The Big Shots of Big Hollywood

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Fung Shway

I'm lazy.

I don't want to look up the correct way to spell the title of this post.

People tell me that I don't want to have anything under my bed because it goes against Fung Shway. People tell me that I don't want to have my bed facing the door the wrong way because it goes against Fung Shway.

People tell me that if I got my energy aligned that I would be more successful and that I'd be happier.

People tell me that my energy dictates what happens to me.

Really.

So I guess I had bad energy when my hair fell out and I could get my hair back if I got my good energy back?

Really.

So when something really good that happens in my life then I am using my good energy, although I still have my shoes under my bed?

Huh.

Next year we're going to find out that you're supposed to have your shoes under your bed because they contain the energy that carries you through life to your goals.

Really?

I think it's more about what I do than what I don't.

For me, worrying about my fung shway would drive me nuts, making me question everything. What if I had nothing under my bed and I was a failure. Then I'd be vacuming under my bed hoping that my life would improve.

See where I'm going here?

Or are you lazy too.

Kurt

1 comment:

T said...

Sounds like you need more data. I say: get off your lazy ass and just for the sake of experiment DO make your living environment feng shui perfect and then see if anything really changes... I know that sort of thing takes effort... but it'z not like you've got anything better to do.