The New Thelma and Louise?

In the last ten years I've only had to make one automobile insurance claim. It was a minor accident, the other driver's fault and no one was hurt. Even still, I was incredibly worried. I figured I'd have to call my insurance a million times in order to get any kind of response. I was beyond surprised when the entire process was painless and smooth. USAA, my insurance carrier, was polite and helpful and efficient.

It's a good thing too. Because if they weren't the perfect partner I'd drop USAA in a heartbeat for Flo over at Progressive. I'm kind of in love with her.

I don't know what it is, I just love her. I feel happy when she's on my television. The store she works in looks like heaven, and it should, because she's an angel. She's always smiling, but you can tell she's no Pollyanna. There's an edge to her. I'd want Flo with me in a knife fight. Hell, I'd start a knife fight in that insurance store in the sky with the creepy boat guy just to see what would happen. That chick has got to have some moves. She's also a wicked kisser, can hold her liquor and her makeup is super cute.



Hey, Flo, call me.

gretch