34x34

That is my waist and inseam size. When I turned 34 a friend asked how old I was and I said, "34. Same as my inseam."

I have no idea what my glove size is. I have no idea what store to go to get a reliable glove size. I also have no idea what my hat size is and I'm bald and I should know as I look at four hats that are hanging in my closet.

I think I'm a 42Extra Long in a dress suit, but I have no idea what size I am in a naru (sp?) suit. I wonder if MensWearhouse measures for that.

For years I thought I was a 16 1/2, 36 dress shirt. I could not have been more wrong after getting measured I discovered I'm actually 16 1/2, 37!

What a difference an inch makes.

Oh yeah, that 16 year old girl that was trying to sail around the world was found safe. Thank goodness. I have no idea what size life preserver I would wear. I'm guessing an XL? I wouldn't even fit in a doughnut shaped Life Preserver, unless they came in different sizes.

Generally though, when it comes to t-shirts and stuff like that I just take an XL. Sweat pants, XL, sweaters, XL, jackets, XL, etc.

Man, I haven't worn a medium in let's say a long, long time.

I may stop off at the thrift store (read Goodwill) as I might be able to pick up a bargain shirt for $1.5o or so.

Now, I'm not going to buy underwear or socks at Goodwill or shoes, but I'll buy shirts and pants, but no athletic stuff, for some reason that skeeves me out.

Well, that's all for this time. I was going to write about Benny Hill doing a spoof of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf but I decided against it, but you'd have loved it. Benny doing Elizabeth Taylor AND Richard Burton! I thought of that because Liz is on the cove of Vanity Fair...

and she looks amazing!

Oh yeah one more thing. Man there was a stinky guy sitting next to me on the bus a couple of days ago.

Go Metro!

Kurt