Riding the Piggyback

Maybe if I too chime in on this topic I can somehow get a jury summons and have to report during our busiest time of year. And then I can have my coworkers take pictures when my boss' head explodes. That would be the awesomest. Come on, Universe, let's make this happen.

I've only served once, got out really early and took advantage of the free museum admission to jurors. I could sit in the Rothko room at the downtown MoCA all day. Before being released, I was sitting quietly, taking the whole process very seriously. Then, out of nowhere, one of the potential jurors asked for a sidebar. The stranger next to me (who in retrospect very well could have been Danger Mouse) leaned over and said "that's so badass, asking for a sidebar, during jury selection." I couldn't stop giggling. They passed on me a short time later, probably because I seemed mentally ill. Thanks, Danger Mouse.



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