The Big Shots of Big Hollywood

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Deflectors say it's Christmas Time


We are all on a giant starship heading towards the holidays. No matter how hard Mr. Scott has the warp drive in reverse, "...contact in twelve seconds."

Sensors tell me there are going to be a lot of parties and holiday shows to attend. The landing party will be only myself in the Honda Civic Shuttle. Phaser One, not Phaser Two , a Tri-Corder, and of course a communicator (cellphone) will be issued.

I'm ready for whatever the inhabitants of Planet Holiday have in store for me and the rest of the crew.

I mean, I have the holiday enjoyment of 430 crew members to think of!

If my time on the planet surface goes well, I can recommend shore leave.

I'll give you my report later.

"Kurt out"