The Big Shots of Big Hollywood

Friday, February 13, 2009

A Duck in the Desert

Everyone has written a book for children it seems. And it seems that everyone needs to go on the Today Show to talk about a book they wrote for children.

Well, here is my book for children and I'm going to write it in less than 2 minuntes...

Here we go...

There once was a duck who lived in a desert. He had no friends and no water, and every silly person knows ducks love water. So the duck flew away from the desert. While in the air he saw people living together and being kind to each other. Soon he found a giant pond with many other ducks that looked just like him. And our duck made many friends and was happy.

How bl**ping hard was that!?

Kurt

1 comment:

T said...

You had me at 'duck'

...and in a weird cosmic coincidence, the code word I have to type in below this comment (to prove I'm a human and not a spam-bot) is:

"quacski"

isn't that what a polish duck would say????