For Reals

This is what is going on outside my office…for reals.
Monday, June 2nd from 1:43p-2:03

Is anyone watching The Bachelorette?
Vagina barbeque.
How’d your mom get you out?
Episiotomyepisiotomyepisiotomy.
Because you want to believe he’s straight.
They’re beards, they’re not girlfriends.
Australians are more aggressive.
Some people just like to have great sex, the trisexuals.
I don’t believe in bisexuals.
Ask the intern. Do girls make out with each other just for fun at your parties?
They found debris from that flight.
Who as the hottest go-go dancers?
What’s Jamie’s name from The Sopranos?
What was that show called? Monster Garage? I thought you liked it.
Smoked weeeed.
Every kind of woman in a window you could want.
You didn’t go to any of the sex shows or anything?
I don’t like the bread they use.
He’s androgynous, they won’t know.



Surprised by the shocking lack of F-bombs,
gretch