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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Pinch and Pull


Look, People. Public bathrooms are intrinsically disgusting. It's about all any of us can do to get out with our dignity, let alone less than one million nasty microbes. So, I'm suggesting, just to ponder, how about we all avail ourselves of the serrated toilet paper edge thingee to tear our TP? Or, failing that, we can find the perforation that was put there for this very purpose, and use that? I've been traveling lately, quite a bit, so my usual disdain for this behavior has turned into a full-blown icked-outedness. Do NOT pinch and pull. Someone is waiting on line for a filthy stall and doesn't want to wipe themselves with your hand germs.

That's all I got.

Jenny

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