Survey Says

The one thing I miss about myspace (remember myspace?) were all the surveys. I loved seeing what my funny friends came up with and liked taking time out of my busy (yawn) day to answer the questions myself. Facebook isn't as survey friendly, but my friend Ryan posted one yesterday and out of nostalgia I thought I'd throw it up here:



***********FOODOLOGY***************
What is your salad dressing of choice?
None, thanks.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I love sitting down at Marix.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Pasta
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni, green peppers, onions
What do you like to put on your toast?
butter
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
How many televisions are in your house?
2
What color is your cellphone?
black
Do you have an iPod?
yes
***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
bad vision, wisdom teeth, more moles than I’d like to think about
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My body out of bed this morning
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I can’t remember for sure, but I don’t think so
************BULLOLOGY**************
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Eeee, no.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Paola
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
My love of money and my extreme food pickiness are fighting it out in my brain right now. **************FAVORITOLOGY****************
Season?
Autum
Holiday?
Halloween
Day of the week?
Saturday
Month?
December
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
I’m always missing at least one person
Mood?
acutely frustrated
What are you listening to?
KCRW
Current worry?
Am I ever going to get out of here?
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
First place you went this morning?
on a walk with Kacey
What's the last movie you saw?
This is so embarrassing – He’s Just Not That Into You
***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
3
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I got pulled over in Hollywood for a broken tail light about 5 years ago
Last person you talked to?
Virginia the receptionist - she said I looked sexy. I blushed.
Last person you hugged?
Jeske
Do you always answer your phone?
nope
It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Glazer
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Green
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I think the commercials are funny, but I have no idea where the nearest Sonic is.
Do you own a digital camera?
Yes
Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes
Favorite Christmas song
Carol of the Bells
What's on your wish list for your birthday?
5 Stargazer lilies
Can you do push ups?
The girlie ones every morning
Can you do the splits?
Not even close
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Nervous, so effing nervous
Do you have any saved texts?
No
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes – totally my fault
Do you have an accent?
I come from the land of no accents – Colorado. I high proportion of news anchors are from Colorado because we have no discernable accent – of course that is a fact I may have made up. What is the last movie to make you cry?
This is so embarrassing – He’s Just Not That Into You
Plans tonight?
bang
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Pretty close
Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
Gum and a red bull. That’s it.
Have you ever been given roses?
Yes
Met someone who changed your life?
But of course
How will you bring in the New Year?
With more of a whimper than a bang
What song represents you?
This morning it’s "I Dreamed of Yes" by The Dandy Warhols
Name two people who might complete this.
Not really asking anyone to, I just like talking about myself. You’re more than welcome to though.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Definitely
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yes
Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Yes
Does anyone love you?
That has got to be the saddest question in the world. Sheesh.
Would you be a pirate?
Nah
What songs do you sing in the shower?
No, but I talk to myself a lot in there.
Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes
Do you like to cuddle?
If it’s not too hot out.
Have you held hands with anyone today?
No
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
The cast of Rock n’ Roll Lobster at bang
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Mostly old, but I have a new one and a new friendship is something special.
Do you like pulpy orange juice?
No.
What is something your friends make fun of you for?
Crying all the effin’ time.

Thanks for indulging me,
gretch