I don't want to get ahead of myself, and I can't give you the details, but it looks as though I will finally be rewarded for all my hard work being the best person I can be. I have been contacted by a certain someone in a certain country. She is unfortunately suffering from a fatal Disease, but it's okay because it turns out she believes we all have to die someday. Isn't that lucky? Her husband, now deceased, put a huge amount of US dollars in an account overseas, while he was managing some high-level project in the Netherlands. Turns out, since she doesn't have anyone close to her there that she trusts, I have been chosen to receive these funds! I immediately wrote back to assure her that she'd chosen the right person, and I sent her my social security number and banking information. I am waiting now for what's called an MOU, which stands for Memorandum of Understanding. Isn't that so Official-Sounding? Oh, I can hardly contain myself. Looks like the rules of international finance are going to do their best to delay processing, but I have plenty of credit cards to use while I wait. And when the whole transaction is done, I can promise you a big celebratory party somewhere fancy. Stay tuned! Meanwhile, I am to contact the FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY, at a weird email address (you'd think FEDEX would have a standard @fedex.com!) since the cheque had been converted to cash and boxed in a diplomatic pouch. I need to send them the insurance fee and then it's just a matter of waiting for my box. I'm so excited I'm not making any sense.
Jenny
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