The Truth Is Out There…Again.

I really don’t care that Fringe is The X-Files. JJ Abrams is one smart sonuvabitch. People loved The X-Files. Not so much the movies, but people really loved the television show and were sad to see it end. So what does JJ Abrams do? He serves it right back up -- and to the same network no less. Don’t want any more of that enchilada? How ‘bout this burrito. Psst…it’s the same stuff, just in a different configuration. And guess what? It’s delicious.

And so is Fringe. I want a government conspiracy. I want monsters. I want monsters getting in the way of figuring out a government conspiracy. Mmm, cheesy meaty goodness.





You know what I also miss, JJ Abrams? I miss Felicity. I do. I miss Felicity and Ben and Noel and their doorway whisper-talking. Hey, JJ Abrams, I’ve got a great idea, it’s about a this group of friends going to school in, I don’t know, maybe New York? They live in these crazy spacious apartments that would probably cost more than a small Carribean island and they’re all just trying to figure shit out while occasionally sleeping with each other. I know you already did it a few years ago, JJ Abrams, but we’re ready for more. If anybody can sell it, it’s you and it’s already yours so you’re only going to make more money. Call it Carolina and cast a redhead in the lead. Bing Bam Boom…golden.

Thanks, JJ Abrams,
gretch