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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Sometimes These Posts Write Themselves

Just tooling around in the news this morning, and learned a few things:

~ Sarah Palin will be hosting a show called Real American Stories on Fox tonight, in which she will interview rapper/actor LL Cool J. Wait, what now? UPDATE: The show has dropped LL Cool J after he complained. The clips they were showing in commercials were apparently from an interview he gave to someone else a couple of years ago.

~ The latest chapters in Jesse James' sordid not-so-secret life include "sexy" photos with a Nazi theme, and another paramour named Skittles Valentine. Skittles. Valentine. Are we just going with the names we came up with when we were six? Please, call me Taffy. Taffy Sunshine.

~ Though Tiger Woods apparently stayed in $5000/night Vegas hotels, and played at $30,000/hand tables, he only ever bought tramp and former Perkins waitress a chicken salad wrap at Subway, and only then because he was stopping there for a bite before going to her place. And she was sleeping with that. Used to be, whoring around with rich married men was more lucrative. From what I understand. (I chose this bullet over the one about the used tampon that the Nat'l Enquirer obtained after he'd had car sex with some other woman.) You're welcome.

Jenny

PS: Just stare at this for a minute. You'll feel better.

2 comments:

Big Hollywood LLC's Big Holly Blog said...

Update to the update: A Fox spokesperson tells TVNewser that they are "cutting" the LL Cool J "interview from the special." The Fox spokesperson also included a jab at the rapper, saying "it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others." The plan is to use edited old footage in a segment titled "In Their Own Words," which also includes Toby Keith and Jack Welch.

T said...

Yes. Salon.com is reporting that Fox had planned to run an old interview LL did for another Fox show (w/a similar name at least) on the debut of the Palin Comedy Hour... What? like they thought LL would let that slide? I don't think even Kid & Play would let that slide.

Word!