99¢ Only

The 99¢ Store has everything. I mean it. I'm not even exaggerating. So far, every single thing that I've ever looked for at the 99¢ Store I have found; Tape. Gift bags. Paper plates. Dog treats. Eyeglasses. Krazy Glue. Candy. Carpet cleaner. Pistachios. A bowl. Toilet paper. Princess pens. Bungees. A laundry basket. Gloves. Paper cups. Candles. Batteries. Scissors. A Halloween tray. Wrapping paper. Juice. Ziplock bags. And, believe it or not, a hands-free device for my cellphone. Don't get me wrong, it's a piece of shit, but the point is they had it. There was even another model that was 2 for 99¢, but I thought I'd splurge and go for the one that was 1 for 99¢. And that's not even everything I've looked for. Trust me. Last weekend I thought I'd finally stumped them. I was looking for an ice chest, and after scouring the store a couple times, I finally discovered them next to the ice. They were the styrofoam ones, but an ice chest is an ice chest. Oh, and they have ice too, by the way, which I wasn't even expecting so that was a bonus. In fact, they have tons of stuff that I haven't looked for, but have found anyway; Bananas. Underwear. Toys. Lawn ornaments. Tools. Mouse traps. Plants. Milk. Beans. Lip gloss. Notebooks. Spam. Air fresheners. Sunglasses. Books. A sewing kit. Greeting cards. Plungers. RCA cables. DVDs. Shampoo. Soda. A nose hair trimmer. Medicine. Trash cans. A Dodgers stapler. Teriyaki sauce. And the list goes on. So if you need anything at all, literally anything, and you like saving money like I do, then I strongly recommend paying a visit to the 99¢ Store. It will blow your fucking mind.